June 21-July 22

Cancer

Stop sleeping around. You’re making everyone’s pubes itch.

Ever wondered what’s behind your lack of employment and friendships? Walking sideways with a home-made paper-mâché shell on isn’t funny. Nobody thinks it’s cool and quite frankly it’s really fucking annoying.

Get a new gimmick that will actually compensate for your incredibly bland personality.

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