September 23-October 22

As long as you keep loving yourself, you won’t suffer the dire repercussions of your nasty diet.

Libra

The scales are playing a large role for you. There’s a reason you have been charged double for your last bunch of bus journeys.

You could stop binge-eating, but who cares if you’re morbidly obese? It doesn’t matter how many liters of grease you chug every night. As long as you keep loving yourself, you won’t suffer the dire repercussions of your nasty diet. A healthy mind is a healthy heart.

Expect a reuniting with old pets when you dig into the creases of your sofa. Your stone this week is lead. Your number is 88.

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