February 19-March 20

Pisces

Ever wondered what it’s like to fuck a goat? Join the thousands of others who already know as Mars enters its sixth-hundred-and-sixty-sixth-stage and awakens curiosity in your life.

This month’s stone is Breeze Block, a great stone to wear around your neck next time you go for a swim in a deep lake or river. 

Your numbers are Orange, Cloud, Cucumber and that piece of chewing gum stuck on your jeans.

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