August 23-September 22

Virgo

WTF even is a Virgo? IDK – there are like zero Virgos and any nobody cares about the ones that do exist anyways.

I’m contractually obliged to write something though, so here goes: You will have health this week, money will also happen. Relationships occur, but sex probably won’t. Try house cleaning to soothe your emotions.

Your numbers this week are 0, 0, 0 and 0 and your color is beige.

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