March 21-April 19
“Enough is Enough. It’s gone too far. This is the end.”
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All posts by inabitm8
April 20-May 20
This week is all about leaving behind the traits that make you a Taurus. Carpe Diem.
May 21-June 20
Pluto lines up with Goofy this week.
June 21-July 22
Stop sleeping around. You’re making everyone’s pubes itch.
July 23-August 22
Maybe it’s time to sleep in your own bed and not outside your ex-lover’s window.
August 23-September 22
Your numbers this week are 0, 0, 0, and 0, and your color is beige.
September 23-October 22
As long as you keep loving yourself, you won’t suffer the dire repercussions of your nasty diet.
October 23-November 21
Throw your body around like you stole it; burn that rubber, and screw yourself into oblivion.
