Posts Tagged 'Written by a Dude'

Science

DID YOU KNOW? Manterrupters Suffer From Neuro-Evolutionary Retardation!

Women around the world are saying “I told you so” as men who never listened to them finally confirm that…

News

The debate surrounding the “right” way to prepare coffee has divided the barista community. Once united over a mutual, diehard…

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March 21-April 19

“Enough is Enough. It’s gone too far. This is the end.”
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April 20-May 20

This week is all about leaving behind the traits that make you a Taurus. Carpe Diem.
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May 21-June 20

Pluto lines up with Goofy this week.
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June 21-July 22

Stop sleeping around. You’re making everyone’s pubes itch.
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July 23-August 22

Maybe it’s time to sleep in your own bed and not outside your ex-lover’s window.
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August 23-September 22

Your numbers this week are 0, 0, 0, and 0, and your color is beige.
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September 23-October 22

As long as you keep loving yourself, you won’t suffer the dire repercussions of your nasty diet.
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October 23-November 21

Throw your body around like you stole it; burn that rubber, and screw yourself into oblivion.
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November 22-December 21

It’s time to come to terms with the fact that it’s not them; it’s you.
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December 22-January 19

It’s looking bleak. Do not trust the ones you love. Your numbers are 3..2..1
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January 20-February 18

Recognizing the fact that there’s a world outside your iPhone may make you realize just how little you have really contributed to the world.
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February 19-March 20

This month’s stone is Breeze Block, a great stone to wear around your neck next time you go for a swim in a deep lake or river.